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Classic reality show switch-a-roo! Just like Cycle 5 when we were led to believe that the blind chick was unstoppable, ANTM has dropped the model hopeful that many of us thought would make it to the final three. The Pammyland Challenge had Steve with a strong lead, did knocking out his number one choice change anything?

First, CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SCORES FROM EPISODE SIX.



And now CLICK HERE FOR SCORES FROM EPISODE SEVEN.

Plum Sykes, the author of Bergdorf Blondes and The Debutante Divorcee is four months pregnant with her first child. Her response to her changing body shape: "I used to be concave. Now I'm just thin!"

I, too, thought the whole Dallas movie and proposed J.Lo casting was a just an Onion joke, but turns out it's for real. I only got into Dallas for a few months during college with my big-fan roommate when it was being rerun three times a day on a country cable station. But from what I remember about J.R. and Sue Ellen, I think Lopez and John Travolta could actually work. (Not that I have any intention of seeing it).

Here we are again, late with the ANTM scores. Sor-ry. I’ll be better, I promise.

To refresh, the episode was about walking and twirling. Other notes on my score sheet:

Leslie in the hot tub with no top on.
Jade referring to herself in third person, three times.
Jade states: Crumping is my gendra.

Not a lot of other surprises. Four people did have Leslies as their number one choice. Did her departure change the scores much? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

Psst! Psst! Hey Tyra! I don't suppose you've ever heard of, I don't know, someone named Lauren Hutton? Maybe?

Leave Danielle and her gappy teeth alone. She's proud of them and doesn't need to be pressured by you. Go give money to all the people in this country whose teeth are rotting out of their heads and can't afford a dentist.

Poor models, always being told told what to do -- put your arm here, wear this hissing cockroach necklace, lose weight, fix your teeth, put on these itchy diamond panties. And my favorite, being lectured about abusing alcohol by Janice Dickinson.







And I think Nigel has a gap too.

The Boston Phoenix ranked the World's 100 Unsexiest Men today, with comedian Gilbert Gottfried taking the top prize: "the parrot-voiced, pickled face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman."

Here are some highlights:
4. Dr. Phil
9. Jay Leno
11. Michael Jackson
13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
14. Richard Simmons
15. Jon Lovitz
16. Carrot Top
17. Jerry Seinfeld
42. Rush Limbaugh
43. David Gest
44. Garey Busey
48. Scott Stapp (Pammyland fave)
79. Tom from Myspace

And rounding out the bottom of the list:
99. Kevin Federline
100.Brad Pitt


Mr. Jay just can't catch a break!

In general, I've always been a fan of the Occam's razor idea (simply, but not entirely accurately, keep things simple). Although I want to believe that the reason Latoya and Michael Jackson never appeared in the room together was because they are the same person, I know deep down that the Jackson family probably spawned both of them. And as much as I hope that Nigel has bedded every distraught wanna-be model in between "pack her bags" and "go home," I realize that's likely only happened two or three times.

So when all the rumors about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise conceiving a cute little pillow started swirling around, I dismissed them. That is, until I saw this photo:



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Update: Well, it's happened. Tom got the call when he was in Europe that Katie was going into labor and jetted home. The little pillow's name is Suri. I can't wait for the photos of the Katie-sized pacifier.

Paris Hilton says Nicole Richie is "pathetic."

According to Elle magazine Paris said Nicole "cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her. I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason. I never want to speak to her again - ever."

And my heart continues to break just a little bit more each day as the bitter feud continues.


This post is just an excuse to post this amazing fan collage I found here.

While perusing the artist's site, I also stumbled upon this terrific Rob Lowe homage. Enjoy!

My favorite dancefloor chanteuse has released her first post-chemotherapy photos. She looks like a cute little pixie.

Her bf, hottie Olivier Martinez, snapped the photos which are available on Kylie's official website.

Hopefully this is the sign of a successful recovery!

"Partying" with Paris Hilton in Vegas? Have you absolutely no standards?

It is the time you’ve all been waiting for! The much delayed ANTM Challenge Scores are ready!

First, I would like to take a second and apologize. Two weeks of botched TiVo (Replay actually) recordings have slipped into a third week. It was never meant to be this way. As my personal offer of sincerest apology and to make sure all of you that were once really into it get back into it, I announce to you the ANTM Pammyland Challenge Trophy! That’s right, you’re no longer playing for the glory alone but for an actual thing you can display for all your friends to see and be jealous of.

Since we’ve been away, three ladies are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model:

Kari


Gina


Mollie Sue


Now, without further delay, the last three weeks of Pammyland ANTM Challenge Scores!

Click here for Week 2

Click here for Week 3

Click here for Week 4

But neither are greasy golddigging husbands.

We won't even bother discussing what Britney Spears is still doing with the fertile wunderkind - we'll just look at the pictures.

From March 29 at a birthday party Brit threw for him in Vegas.

Give a point to Jennifer Aniston this week, my friends. For some time now, in the competition to not be the ex who dies alone and miserable, Brad Pitt, with his power-stacked pregnant girlfriend and good karma from starving orphans worldwide, had taken a serious lead.

But not these days.

Brad Pitts is miserable, "sources" say. He hates his and Angelina's high rise apartment in a pedestrian section of Paris. A man who claims to regularly serve Brad coffee says, "Americans come to Paris looking for romance and beauty – they won't get much of that living here. The plumbing in this building is very bad and sometimes you get a sickly, cabbage-like smell filling the entire place."

Brad also is suffering at the hands and temper of Angelina. She's demanding, they argue, she takes the kids and storms out, and he shows up at fancy restaurants with friends looking haggard and worn. He still wants to set a wedding date, which she's refusing.

Sigh. Poor Brad.

And Jennifer? In addition to the resort getaways with Vince Vaughn, for the first time in years, actually is getting good reviews on a movie. I'm almost proud of her.

Tyra just doesn't like redheads.

Nice rapping though.

Mollie Sue's MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/molliesue

Although I signed up for MySpace once, I am regretably too old to really use it, so if someone who actually remembers their logon wants to go and check out the rest of her profile for us, that'd be great. Thanks.

"because i'm the jam."


And a Tampa girl. You'll be missed by all (except Tyra, but that's OK).

On Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06