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...Liz Hurley ate a couple extra raisins in reaction to the renewed reminder of the day her boyfriend publicly declared he would rather hire a gal, named Divine, on Sunset Boulevard than be with her.

From the Daily Mail

Charles Saatchi has bought a painting depicting the scene where Hugh Grant was famously discovered in a "lewd act" with Hollywood prostitute Divine Brown.

Saatchi plans to display the painting in his County Hall gallery, along with another of the spot where actress Winona Ryder was arrested for shoplifting in 2001.

JFK Jr. + Lady Di's one nighter.

And being dead, neither can deny. It's just not fair. At least we have posthumous proof of Dana Plato and River Phoenix's secret love.

One of the most elegant of elephants turned 30 yesterday and Pammyland wants to celebrate! Click here to watch the the personalized greeting for Laura!

How does this sea hag get her own photo spread in Blender? Yikes.

Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.

The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija.

Japanese fast food chain launches whale burgers
TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese fast food chain said it would sell 200 whale burgers a day to meet strong demand from its customers amid global criticism over the country's bid to expand whaling.

If only Japan followed the lead of healthy and responsible American fast food restaurants...it would be so easy for them to just sell what is normal and delicious, like a tasty strawberry milkshake!



A typical artificial strawberry flavor, like the kind found in a Burger King strawberry milk shake, contains the following ingredients: amyl acetate, amyl butyrate, amyl valerate, anethol, anisyl formate, benzyl acetate, benzyl isobutyrate, butyric acid, cinnamyl isobutyrate, cinnamyl valerate, cognac essential oil, diacetyl, dipropyl ketone, ethyl acetate, ethyl amyl ketone, ethyl butyrate, ethyl cinnamate, ethyl heptanoate, ethyl heptylate, ethyl lactate, ethyl methylphenylglycidate, ethyl nitrate, ethyl propionate, ethyl valerate, heliotropin, hydroxyphenyl-2-butanone (10 percent solution in alcohol), a-ionone, isobutyl anthranilate, isobutyl butyrate, lemon essential oil, maltol, 4-methylacetophenone, methyl anthranilate, methyl benzoate, methyl cinnamate, methyl heptine carbonate, methyl naphthyl ketone, methyl salicylate, mint essential oil, neroli essential oil, nerolin, neryl isobutyrate, orris butter, phenethyl alcohol, rose, rum ether, g-undecalactone, vanillin, and solvent.

...I just found out the reason why I exist:

To spend all my days looking at this website.

Posh on a recent holiday just four months after giving birth to Cruz:


And, as a refresher, here she is just after giving birth to Brooklyn:

Which of the following should be the official anagram for Elegant Elephants/Pammyland?
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	My DNA Palm
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	Madman Ply
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I'm a little hesitant to post this because, let's face it, I'm afraid of Opr*h. But does anything else think that her friendship with Gayle may be a little suspicious?

Random unsubstantiated quote:

"Gayle has been known to lie across the bottom of Opr*h's bed while Stedman is sleeping next to Opr*h! The two women talk and laugh into the wee hours of the night."

Lindsay had better be careful not to turn sideways anymore.

Tom Cruise is filled with the power of Thetan. Watch out, Oprah!

Britney Spears has been attacked by Paris Hilton over her forthcoming motherhood.

Paris insists that she will be a "way better mother" than Britney.

The Daily Star reports that Paris is rumored to be pregnant, and reckons that looking after her chihuahua Tinkerbell has given her an excellent grounding in how to look after a child.

Hmmm… isn’t this debate ignoring the real issue at stake? Superior father material: Federline or Latsis? K-Fed will be tough to beat.


Classy!


Good Parents Always Wear Matching Do Rags

BEZ is one happy chappie...

The Happy Mondays maracas maestro Tim Westwood - who is hosting the [Pimp My Ride style] show, which airs on Sunday - surprised Bez by turning up at his house to take his tired taxi away.

Celebrity Big Brother winner Bez said of his 17-year-old cab: "It's the ugliest looking wheels you've ever seen. But it's my baby."

The team then spent more than £70,000 and fitted the cab with a 42in plasma screen, six sub-woofers, 13 speakers, a laptop, mixing desk, Xbox, lasers/strobes, smoke machine and a mirrored roof.

The star has now insured it for £50,000 and says: "It's f***ing ace, man. I'm double-pleased with it. I can't wait to be driving it and catch some attention on the road. I'm mad. My cab's mad. That's how I like it. I'm f***ing flabbergasted."

The Observer also spent some time with Bez.

PageSix today wrote that Paramount and Dreamworks "are about to get socked with one heck of a bill for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' trip through France." What is wrong with me that the reported $30,000 hotel bill for two nights doesn't even register as outrageous? I mean, $300,000 may have been surprising, but this isn't even news. Post, you're sucking.

This was something though: "Meanwhile, Cruise ... did not partake in any of the fabulous French wines the hotel had to offer. During a lavish private dinner, Cruise was teased by the French for drinking Coca-Cola instead."

So she's a virgin and he's a teetotaler? Man, if they are telling the truth, they are so boring.

Although I haven't seen Desperate Housewives, I've been a big fan of Nicollette Sheridan since Knots Landing and The Sure Thing. That is, until now. The plastic surgery has been enough of a blow, but this outfit ... it's just inexcusable.

Pics of Paris and Paris' LA home...
Inspirations: Rainbrow Brite, Teletubbies, Elton John.

Is this like one of those Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines situations?

Take notes, kids. There will be a quiz on Friday.

This Scientology information is taken from cultNews.com.

75 million years ago, a galactic ruler named Xenu paralyzed people and sent them to Earth in space ships. Their bodies were arranged around volcanos, but then someone(?) lowered H-bombs into the volcanos and detonated them. That's what the exploding mountain on the cover of Dianetics is referencing. The souls of those billions of people who were murdered are still hanging around haunting or inside modern day people and are called “Body Thetans” or “BTs.” BTs aren't healthy for you, and Scientology aims to get those BTS out of you for the right amount of cash.

All members of the church/cult are given a ranking. When Scientologists reach OT-3 (Operating Thetan Level 3), they are told the big space secret and are already malleable enough to believe it.

Tom Cruise is OT-6, John Travolta is OT-7, and Jenna Elfman, who may be even nuttier than TC, is a 6 or a 7. I thnk 8's the limit. I would check again, but I'm at work. Dharma learned about Scientology from her husband Bohdi who may or may not be Patrick Swayze from Point Break, and comes off as absolutely crazy in an interview on this website. I look forward to reading about other cults.

My New Best Friend


On Friday, I had what might have been my most meaningful celeb experience to date (other than the time I won Mark-Paul Gosselar’s doodled and autographed script page at a taping of Saved by the Bell, of course). I was getting my hair done at my friend’s LA salon and sat down in the chair for my color “consultation” when I hear a squeaky, Texan-inflected voice from behind. I spun the chair around to find, standing a mere 2 feet away, a fresh-faced (re: very red) and petite Renee Zellweger. I smiled, she smiled, and then I realized I was sitting in her chair, as evidenced by the Gucci bag on the table next to me.

I promptly moved seats and began talking Michael Jackson trial with her agent/publicist/manager guy while she Sidekicked with hubby Kenny Chesny. Then, and here comes the REALLY exciting part (for me), she turned around and stared at me. I looked up, our eyes met and she said, “I’m just sitting here wondering what they are going to do to your pretty hair!” I blushed, she smiled, and we both went back to reading US Weekly.

A day I will truly never forget!

Tommy Cruise got soaked in the face with a fake water-gun microphone during an interview for "War of the Worlds." The Kate Holmes-engagaed star erupted in a fit of fury, calling the pranksters "jerks" and may even press charges.

Maybe he had some food lodged in his giant center tooth and they were assisting him with removal?

Sharon's son sleeps in car while she dines out

by NICOLE LAMPERT, Daily Mail 08:21am 20th June 2005

She is living only a few miles away and is said to have more than one nanny to look after her child. But Sharon Stone left her adopted son Roan in the car being looked after by her chauffeur for more than two hours while she had a late meal at one of London's most fashionable restaurants.

Despite the heat on Saturday night, four-year-old Roan managed to sleep through his mother's date with a mystery male companion. He did not even appear to wake when scores of flash bulbs exploded as she left The Ivy at around 1am.

I was so stunned by Live 8 organizer Bob Geldof's Versailles comment (see a previous posting) that I had to look him up. After viewing the homepage photo of him on his official, sanctioned website, I felt kinda bad for him since clearly he is blind.

Actress Elizabeth Hurley has infuriated her curvy fans, by launching a scathing attack on overweight women who wear tight clothes.

The outspoken model-turned-actress is offended by the sight of fleshy bodies, and would love to ban females from wearing revealing outfits unless they're thin and muscular.

She fumes, "I'd ban anything that is too small or too tight, unless you're slim and toned. I'm sick of seeing flab bulging all over the place.

"You can be 80 as long as you have slimmish legs firmly encased in thick tights. Bare legs in a miniskirt can look dodgy at any age.

"But I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe."

Hurley, who boasted about her post-natal "six raisins a day" diet, recently caused an uproar with another beauty tip -- sleeping with the windows open, to avoid waking up "looking German."

PARIS - Versailles Palace will be the backdrop for the Live 8 concert in Paris, one of eight concerts scheduled July 2 worldwide to raise awareness of poverty in Africa. "We need an iconic building to represent the wealth of our countries," organizer Bob Geldof told reporters Friday. "There is a great, rich symbolism" Geldof said, referring to the ornate 17th-century palace west of Paris. "In a global event like this, you must talk symbols."

Or we could just talk sounds. Sounds like, "nah, nah-ne-nah, nah."

Well not really. But Tommy C. did propose to his nubile young girlfriend on that great phallic symbol, the Eiffel Tower. Tom and Katie forever.

If she were an ounce smarter, she (1) wouldn't have been taken in by his cult, but whatever, and (2) wouldn't attach herself to Cruise's falling star. His days are numbered, baby. What are you thinking?

And the outfit she wore to help her pa out at his rib joint/smoothie bar. Why even bother with the scarf love?

except one... SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARY

And by that I include those who answered this survey and creators AP and AOL for being too lazy to tackle a real topic.

Stars make poor role models, survey says

Movie stars don't set a good example, said Earl Ledbetter, a movie fan who lives in Ventura, Calif.

"They just don't have the morals," he said. "They marry and divorce, sleep around a lot."

Thanks, Earl.

In real life, when a 30-something man dates a 18-year-old girl, it's a total skeeve-fest. In Hollywood however, where almost no one surpasses the emotional development of a 20-year-old, it makes perfect sense.

Actually, this is yet another explanation for the routine plastic surgery. It's as if they are all living "Vice Versa" or "Like Father Like Son," shocked to find themselves with the mind of a 15-year-old and the body of a 50-year-old.

The latest young 'un on Jared Leto's list: Ashley Olsen.

I found an image of Paris Latsis' tattoo! Almost more intriguing, take a look at his kissing technique. Is it a Greek thing?





*Exclusive because of access to People magazine and a scanner.

Michael Jackson Fans Scream for Joy...
and release a flock of doves while they're at it

As the verdicts to each of the 10 counts against Jackson were read in court, hundreds of fans erupted in ecstatic screams of joy.

People waving banners and flags began yelling and throwing confetti into the air - one woman released a flock of white doves.

Within minutes of Jackson leaving the court the crowd dispersed, all heading to Neverland to carry on the party.

Raffles Vanexel, 29, from Amsterdam, was one of the last stragglers stood amid the remnants of the celebrations. "I cried as a little baby, it was the most beautiful day of my life," he said. "I feel reborn. America is celebrating, this is a party and Michael Jackson is going to come back with something incredible.

"The world will be surprised and the world owes him big time."


Ummmm... not so much.

Check out the video of the dove release. Hilar!

The New York Times Sunday Magazine ran an article this past weekend about the consequences HDTV is having on stars and their self esteems. Or, something like that.

Regardless, with its Hubble-like resolution capabilities, theater-size screens, and additional colors (government standards previously limited the number of colors available to broadcasters, but now Blotchy Red will be everywhere), HDTV is making stars who used to look gorgeous on screen look haggard and flawed.

OnHD.tv, an online mag for dorks who really give a crap about HDTV, put together a list of stars who, up close, don't look so good anymore.

Celebs and their secrets...

• Mary Tyler Moore: stretched face


• Burt Reynolds: "after numerous apparent plastic surgeries, Burt's face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place. His skin texture seems different in every area, as if his doctors couldn't keep track of what they did last." wicked gross.


• Britney Spears: puffy face and early smoking wrinkles


• Brad Pitt: acne-scarred skin


• Renee Zellweger: Rosacea problem on her cheeks

From the "still beautiful in HD" list...
8. Angelina Jolie: Breathtaking. Like Berry, her skin and lips are just juicy. The only negative: The actress has a small mole on her forehead. In high-def, it looks like Mt. Everest..

According to the June 20 issue of Life & Style Weekly, Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller recently became a first time dad at 50. He and his wife Emily named their daughter Moxie CrimeFighter.

80 year old Prostitute Arrested

American police have arrested the oldest profession's oldest madame in a raid on a brothel.

80-year-old Vera Tursi, was arrested in New Jersey on suspicion of running a prostitution ring.

Mrs Tursi, who reportedly uses an oxygen mask and a zimmer frame, was arrested as part of a vice crackdown. Officers began to suspect her age when they spoke to her on the phone during the undercover operation.

She could be heard catching her breath and used old-fashioned language, they said.

The New Jersey Star-Ledger reported: "She used the word 'dear', as in, 'That's all-inclusive, dear'."

Authorities say Mrs Tursi has admitted running prostitutes, she is thought to be the oldest suspect in a US prostitution case.

Mrs Tursi faces up to five years in prison, but because of her age she is more likely to get probation.


"Yes, that'll be $40 for the hour,
but no kissing on the mouth, deary"

Paris Hilton has reportedly ordered her new boyfriend to have a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend removed. The 24-year-old heiress' boyfriend, Paris Latsis, has the letter 'Z' tattooed on his wrist from a previous relationship with divorcee Zeta Graff, who he dated for two years.

But she's ok with the giant Guns-n-Roses tattoo on his arm? According to my research he was only 10 when GnR was at their peak. Man, I was all wrong about Greek shipping heirs.



(type 'Latsis' into the WireImage search tool)

The latest edition of the Collins English Dictionary published Thursday contains hundreds of new words that its editors say give a snapshot of how society is changing.

"Back, sack and crack" -- a beauty parlor waxing procedure made famous by English soccer captain David Beckham -- is officially defined as "(cosmetic depilation of) the back, scrotum and the area between the buttocks."

"Heteroflexible" is someone who is usually -- but not always -- heterosexual.

The dictionary is filled with new terms referring to what Editor-In-Chief Jeremy Butterfield called urban tribes, like "chav" and "chavette," both derogatory British slang for "a young working class person who dresses in casual sports clothes."

Reuters

... have I seen such selfless activism and compassion
toward the endangered and the oppressed.

Please join the "Free Katie" movement today!

There is a serious hyperthyroid epidemic fueling the criminal world. Please everyone, get your thyroids checked!



Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks and Gregory Despres both have the bulging eyed, goitered neck look. They also exhibited behavior in keeping with hyperthyroidism or Graves disease:

Changes in your thinking are common in Graves' disease. Many people feel confused, and describe their thinking as disorganized. Some people experience symptoms of depression: a constant sad or "empty" feeling, hopelessness or pessimism, guilty feelings, and a sense of helplessness. Graves' patients may withdraw emotionally, and lose interest or pleasure in activities and hobbies that you once enjoyed.

I don’t have proof but I heard co-workers talking about how this wasn’t even the first time Jennifer skipped out on a wedding. And if it has to do with nothing, my co-workers know everything.

(Gregory Despres is shown in this image from television. On April 25, 2005, Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood, a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, and brass knuckles. Despres, the suspect in a grisly double murder in New Brunswick, Canada.)

I vote to let them in on style points alone.


A video grab shows Cuban refugees in a vintage blue floating taxicab being intercepted off the Florida Keys by the U.S. Coast Guard June 7, 2005. A group of 13 Cubans set sail for the United States in a vintage blue taxi converted into an unwieldy but seaworthy vessel, Miami television station NBC6 reported. Photo by Carlos Barria/Reuters

It's horrible and tragic whenever something like this happens. But I doubt it would have made front page news everywhere if she hadn't been so blonde and pretty.

Selected quotes from this morning's Good Morning America interview with Katie Holmes:

"Being chosen for Batman, it's just such an honor."

"I've been a big fan of Chris Nolan for years.

"I've been a big fan of Christian [Bale] for years."

"Being chosen for Batman, it's just been such a thrill."


From last night's Access Hollywood:

"It's such an honor to be with Tom."


Boooorrring. Can't your big smiling face come up with at least one more line for your script?

In another 15 years, Tom Cruise is going to look like a gnome.

Gay wins back driving licence

An Italian man who lost his driving licence because he was gay has won it back on appeal.

The 23-year-old man, not named for legal reasons, is now demanding more than £300,000 in damages.

The man had been kicked out of the army after it emerged that he was gay, Italian daily Corriere della Sera reported.

Officials said at the time that as he was not "suitable" to be in the army because he was gay, it meant he had also not been "suitable" to hold a driving licence.


How's a guy supposed to drive his Cabriolet without a license?!!

So it's Wednesday night, and I've been in Toronto for work since Saturday. The cool new friends I made at our library conference (seriously, they were rubies among polyester-wrapped garnets) all left today, and after too many nights of free wine sponsored by various catalog vendors and checking out the town, I'm taking it easy in my fancy room. And on television, Britney Spears is about to die.

Let me explain -- I was trying to do some work to Pam Anderson's new "Stacked," but when that proved utterly unwatchable I flipped channels randomly and got trapped.

"I'm about to be kidnapped and die and they are gonna take me away forever. If anyone finds this tape ... I just want to be remembered as a good person."

Man, her accent is worse than anything I've heard. This will help me purge the last of any southern lilt I have.

"There's a dawg, and he's gonna cumon my buus!"
WTF?

Like a tree falling in the woods, I still think that when the camera is off, they lose power and stand motionless, mid-gum chew. But for watching it, now I am a hyprocrite and I deserve to be hanged.

Don't worry about Brit. It was just the Spanish border patrol. She's fine and will be back to torment us for no doubt many years to come.

Ooo, it looks like "My Fabulous Gay Wedding" is on next. I love Canada.

Wed Jun 8,10:29 AM ET
PARIS (AFP) - Macho man is an endangered species, with today's male more likely to opt for a pink flowered shirt and swingers' clubs than the traditional role as family super-hero, fashion industry insiders say.

Should I take a poll or do we all agree these 'fashion insiders' are really just the French trying to get back at us by promoting a very Nightmare on Elm St. Jimmy Fallon look?

Tom and Katie are soon going to enter the realm of "so annoying they must be ignored," but in the meantime here's a report about them at the MTV awards from today's Page Six...

"Katie requested a private dressing room, which was in the basement," we're told. "Tom and Katie came roaring up on his motorcycle and disappeared for the whole night into the room with her p.r. guy, a stylist, a hairdresser, a makeup person and six Scientologists, including Tom's sister [and p.r. woman] Lee Anne DeVette. They did not come out except for when they went onstage — did not mingle with anyone in the green room — and then left."

Holmes had to be back at the Regent Beverly Wilshire early the next morning for the "Batman Begins" junket, where she and Cruise "made out in the hallway in front of all the journalists and TV people in between every interview."

"We are talking a public display for hours," said our source. "It was over the top, unnecessary and gross."

I can't tell you how I wish it had been an orgy or a long game of "light as a feather, stiff as a board" or something more interesting than cult kum-bay-ya. Just give me all your money and get it over with already.

Has anyone been following Tom Cruise’s latest publicity ploy? Using the respected Access Hollywood as a forum he recently slammed Brooke Shields for taking Paxil to treat her post partum depression. The Boston Herald reported, "As a dedicated follower of Scientology, Cruise said mind-altering medications of any kind are "dangerous" and that women should treat conditions such as postpartum depression with "vitamins.""

Brooke had two great responses:

"Tom Cruise's comments are irresponsible and dangerous," Shields told E! last week. "Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women who are experiencing postpartum depression decide what treatment options are best for them."

and

"If he wants to see 'Chicago,' I've left him two tickets - one adult, one child."

Seems these "vitamins" aren't the only benefits of the religion:

Scientology does things for people where nothing has been done before. It makes people well from illnesses which were once considered hopeless. It increases their intelligence [....] One outstanding thing which it does: it alleviates burns received from Atomic Bombs. Scientology is the only, specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns. Scientology processing given to persons burned by radiation can alleviate the majority of the difficulty. (L. Ron Hubbard, Fundamentals of Thought, 1956, p. 11)

Paris and Paris have officially set a date! December 20, 2005 is a special day for love and Macy's would like to help us celebrate.

Check out the happy couple's registry.

Tommy Hilfiger has a new reality show called The Cut. Part Apprentice, part Project Runway it consists of 16 contestants (starting with eight men and eight women) fighting for the chance to develop a line of clothes - complete with his or her name under Mr. Hilfiger's on the label – with a $250,000 annual salary.

Each episode would encompass three days, and would cover a different "style assignment," based on a segment of Tommy's life. In the first episode, the contestants divide into two teams, with each creating a billboard in Times Square, advertising - guess what? - Tommy Hilfiger.

The best picture and caption I've seen in a long time and all the reason I need to watch every episode:


In the first episode of "The Cut," to be broadcast on Thursday, Mr. Hilfiger is blunt with some of the 16 contestants. At one point he told one in a green T-shirt and chinos, "You don't look like you care about style."

Has anyone else noticed that Prince William is starting to sport the fluffly-bang look? I think his (half) brother is about to catch up to him on the cute scale.

How did this happen? Did someone already post this stunning news? I only saw it this morning, but research reveals that it was out in the news since last week. Janice Dickinson has been relieved of her ANTM judging duties. She is being replaced by Twiggy, who for her part had better start dressing in low-cut leopard print or she's going to bore the crap out of me.

Nole Marin and his little dog too are gone as well and will be replaced by J Alexander, which I find unexciting as J seemed around all the time anyway. Nigel appears to have escaped Tyra's housecleaning and should be returning to the show and into my heart.

If you can't live without Janice and her scarred boobs, tune into "The Surreal Life" where she'll be living along side Balky from "Perfect Strangers." How I wish Nole were going to be on too.

Guess Jessica will have to take a few more trips to Iraq to re-establish herself as an all American idiot. Bam Magera's bitter ex-girlfriend recently phoned into a radio show in Philly to out the not-so-Newlywed:

Jen [Bam’s ex]: He cheated on me with 45-50 girls. Yes, he did F- Jessica Simpson.
DJ: And you know this for a fact?
Jen: I know this for a fact. He woke up in her bed. I have an email. He told me all about it.
DJ: How long have you guys been broken up?
Jen: Two and a half months. The whole thing is a lie. The whole show [Newlyweds] is a lie.
DJ: When did the whole Jessica Simpson thing go down?
Jen: It was in LA. He [Bam] was at a Hem [some band] show with Ryan [a fellow Jackass] and Jessica was there and she started grinding up on him and he was like, “What the hell? It’s Jessica Simpson.” I hope it burns when he pees! […]
DJ: This is going to get out and be a big bombshell for Jessica Simpson and her people.
Jen: She humped PJ too while they were shooting Dukes of Hazzard.
DJ: Who?
Jen: PJ. [Ohh] Johnny Knoxville [PJ is his real name]. She [Jessica] is as dumb as she looks.

Is anyone tuning into Vh-1's "Kept"?

This heavenly new reality dish follows Jerry Hall as she attempts to find a boy toy by training a bunch of dudes to be proper British gentlemen. So far, there's been a physical challenge, a makeover and a runway fashion show test: Three ingredients for total success and reality domination.

Watching CHEESY Hollywood primadonnas named Slavco and Ricardo battle meathead boxers with cauliflower ear and 7ft. tall Nordic blondes wiith chiclet teeth is *almost* better than seeing Britney and Keenyah go head-to-head over who knows more about Nelson Mandela... almost.

And you can even play a game of "Hot or Not" with the contestants!

Jack, you're coming off as a sad, sad man.

His sister/ex-wife was the bridesmaid.

Regardless, new Stripes album out on Tuesday.

Happy couple:




Beware googling Karen Elson images at work. There are a lot of nudes...

Fonda Wanted for 'Nine to Five' Sequel

Actress Jane Fonda is in negotiations to reprise her role in a sequel to the
hit 1980 movie Nine To Five. Movie bosses are impressed by Fonda's return to
the big screen in Monster-in-Law - in which she battles Jennifer Lopez over
her doted-upon son, played by Michael Vartan. And they are keen to sign
Fonda up for a follow-up to the office comedy, in which she starred
alongside Dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin - because the other two leads have
been ready and willing for some time.

A source tells website The Scoop, "They've wanted to for years. There's been scripts, potential directors, the works, but everyone thought that for it to really work, they'd need the three leads from the original film. They've talked to Fonda and think they can make this happen. There's some discussion that it might be called Nine To Five Thirty."

Fonda's spokeswoman Pat Kingsley, however, insists nothing has been agreed upon. She says, "There have been no serious conversations about that or any other film project at this time."

Please, Jane, PLEASE!!!

I'm not so sure about the potential title, but a newsworthy slice of shangri-la nonetheless.