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Monday, June 20

 

Cruisin for a Bruisin'



Tommy Cruise got soaked in the face with a fake water-gun microphone during an interview for "War of the Worlds." The Kate Holmes-engagaed star erupted in a fit of fury, calling the pranksters "jerks" and may even press charges.

Maybe he had some food lodged in his giant center tooth and they were assisting him with removal?

posted by lil c  # 2:09 PM
Comments:
Thats exactly right. He had a big piece of black pudding caught in one of his three front teeth
# posted by Anonymous waterpik : June 20, 2005 5:37 PM
 
Funny, Tom is totally capable of showing real hardcore emotions (Oprah, Paris, Letterman) until someone does something truly mean and shocking (at the moment) and he just sort of stands there mumbling, "jerk." He should have socked the dude or pumped his arms in the air or something. I'm also getting really irritated with Katie's big dumb guffaw laugh mouth like she isn't totally posing. Someone should squirt something in there. Maybe some hot wiener sauce, the kind you get on your New York Systems Belly Buster. (Get your mind out of the gutter, it's an east coast thing)
# posted by Blogger Pamela : June 20, 2005 6:06 PM
 
Pamela, you're disgusting. And I'm didn't realize there was no cussing in Scientology. I was considering converting for a while because I thought it would be a good way to meet men, but I'm already having to restrain myself from saying "Fucking Tom Cruise" every time I refer to him.
# posted by Blogger evt1618 : June 21, 2005 10:12 AM
 
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